Yangenstein:
"Baby Jessicles fell down a well. We're trying to get her out."
Amon_ster:
"Now WHERE'S that violin?"
Buffoon:
Next on 'Fabio, Dinosaur Dentist'...
bugwber:
Farrah and Kate Jackson finally make up...
hic:
Another wine cooler, comin' up!
amycamus:
"J'accuse!"
Generik:
It was bad enough when he just WALKED on the Sea of Galilee... but when young Jesus got drunk and did cartwheels, the authorities had to be called.
Mashedkabookie:
"Hurry and open it!" I'm trying!!!
animebabe:
*snicker* "Pudding? On my elbows?? hee hee, that's just silly!" (yet another woman who doesn't get it)
Amon:
"Save MST3K!!! Save MST3K!!! Take a flyer, tell a friend!!! Save MST3K!!!"
clover:
Behold... the birth of all new crap.
BuckFifty:
Dear SciFi... May crabs as big as turtles crawl up your ass... Thank you. Sincerely- BuckFifty
Pumaman1138:
They're delivering bad movies !!! (Note MST on the truck)
E_the_E:
"I said it before and I'll say it again: The Georgia Satellites rock!"
Croooowwww:
WOOOHOOOOO! I got it again!
matrix29:
Monday morning 8 am: *mail to:bboard@www.scifi.com* & *mailto:tech@www.scifi.com* "Your inbox has 18000 messages. Downloading messgage 1 of 18000...
Xigeous:
(All eyes were on Xig and his slutty dress and moose antlers. It was the best Christmas ever... and, for some reason, his last date with Moldy.)
RoninM:
ABC'c new series, Two Mannequins, Some Bottles, and a Blue-Lit Bar.