Loodvig:
"It was... YOU who killed Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick!"
HRPuffenstuff:
How wild Shats compete for dominance.
E_the_E:
"Jody and I once saw Mr. French wearing a merkin!"
Geier:
Yes, Kirk could Mash Potato. But could he do the Twist?
Geier:
The whole "spit or swallow" thing becomes rather academic when one starts to giggle, I imagine.
Daleman:
Really, this is three feet.
GersonK:
"Oh, me velly solly I hurt yo feerings mistuh soo-roo."
quickdraw:
They look like a poster on some poor pathetic Trekkie's wall.
Caramel:
Uhura mistaken the Captain's door for the restroom and unfortunately saw him engaged in full-on Gay booty shake
Enapov:
.....I think I may be crazy as hell.....
YingYang:
"I'll just pretend you didn't call me a pompous shit-faced motherfucker and continue with the interview...."
JoeCrow:
Here.... I told ya' I'd have your daughter back by 11:00
LaLaura:
you... love Spock... you love only Spock... you have only loved Spock!
MXMXigeous:
"I have fallen in my place and cannot restore myself without thine assistance!"
Daleman:
20 pounds, guv'nr, same as downtown.
MXMXigeous:
"Okay, Kirk, work with me now. Give me more lips. Give me heat. The camera loves ya!"
Chinpokomon:
"Welcome to McRomulans. Can I take your order?" "Um, where's your bathroom?" "Bathrooms are for customers only!"
Generik:
Sure, one gram of fat per serving. But how many Pigman noses can you really eat at one sitting?