CROW1:
Oh, no! www.alyssamillano-cam.com has been discovered!
devildoll:
Now, dammit, THAT'S what I call "perky"!!!!
Erik_Dressel:
Hi there, I'm a car. I'm supposed to look nice and have you buy me hopefully
Torghoul:
She said bring a raincoat...
Amon:
"...and I reached out and I said, "Hello, Mr. President." But that weasel Eisenhower bitch-slapped me!"
Torghoul:
That's right. I said "wings".
medusaD:
"Damn!! Tampax wasn't here!!"
YibbleGuy:
o/ "Here's the story/ Of a woman and a 3 and a soldier and a leg and a guy and a shadow and a girl and a sea/ Who were bringing up ..."
Lowbill:
Ignore it, blame someone else, make up an excuse, run and hide, and redefine the problem.
GersonK:
The Aristocrat and the Fancy Boy - Lesser Known Rockwell #452
YibbleGuy:
"We're OVERSTOCKED, and our Christian Children are priced to move, move, MOVE!"
Amon:
This series has been edited. It has been formatted to fit your screen.
DamionGraff:
"Get the fuck outta my way! The ice cream truck is here!"
YingYang:
Santa Claus wakes up to a drunk Dr. Who and empty condom wrappers...
TGoodchild:
"Coach says you have to cut ten more pounds before weigh-ins, man."
Revive:
Whoa... never go letterbox edition without informing the actors first.
Loodvig:
"Ooo! A Cadbury Egg!"
Drebb:
For some reason, when Fred ties a cherry-stem knot with his tongue it isn't as exciting as when the ladies do it.