Yazzin:
"Unga like rain. Unga no like being crucified."
sumyoungcyber:
Do you think this outfit makes me look fat?
HannoverF:
*Cotton Candy___ Terminate with Extreme Yummyness!*
40Boo:
"Ni!"
Yazzin:
'80's bumper sticker: "Vampires do it upside down."
bugwber:
"I'll teach that Martha Stewart who can bake the biggest muffins!"
40Boo:
Rare footage of a turtle hopping... and if you look closely, you'll see David Attenborough in the bushes there...
Scairai:
"What?! Wait! You're not Chewbacca! Who?! Joel Robinson? How did I even get *up* here?! Oh no... my arms don't work...!"
wOLFdUDE_IN_4D:
Uncle Tahnooose, now there was a good soldier!
FrankenFist:
She needed her nipples pinched every now and then to remind her that she's alive.
GlitterRock:
Joey soon understood what the primitive man meant by "Bringers of Pain and Delight..."
Amon_ster:
"This is a hand towel. NOT a wash cloth! OK?"
Count_Loodvig:
"Use The Schwartz Lonestar...."
Shattered:
I'm a feature editor. I said I'm king of the *NEWS*! NEWS, you morons!
Unfamous:
My tinnitus!
ZadetheElf:
INFLATE DAMMIT!!
Xexus:
Eventually, everyone got so used to Bob and his blowup doll, it would only seem unusual when he WASN'T using it.
Indomitus:
"The quiche is ready."