"Commercials Page 4 (2000)"






Saltydog:
Ridin' through the stars, Feelin' oh so blue, Gotta respect the Prime Directive too, I got them Enterprise blues, Enterprise blues, they warped me


GlitterRock:
Hmmm... 5 down. "New Sci Fi original series that totally sucks ass." Four letters, third and fourth are both X. Hmmmmm....


elicit:
"You see this napkin? I wiped my nose with this when I had a bad cold, you know how much I can get for this off ebay? 1 mill, 1 MIL!"


GlitterRock:
General Haig shocked the War Room when he grabbed his guitar and started doing rockabilly during DefCon4...


402:
Elvis footage, shot November 3, 1999... by Bigfoot... at Loch Ness


The_Gray_Zombie:
Call now to speak with The Sexy Computers of Star Trek. They are waiting to interface with you.


Lu_Bu:
I think that about sums it up.


YingYang:
("Did I have a family or something when I got here?... Oh well...")Oo.


Shattered:
"A mouse!"


Mr_Grant:
All right men, I want a hard target search. I know I lost my car keys around here somewhere.


Loodvig:
When it rains, it pours... *SMACK*


Corporal_Clegg:
When it rains... it pours. *THUMP*


Mr_Grant:
You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards. You WILL watch the MTV Movie Awards...


DiggerSmolken:
"Well, Mom said I should get out of the basement and go outside, but I can't miss the Sliders marathon!!"


gowest:
Priceless!


Uncle_Amon:
Sounds like one of those colon movies... "Smoked Sausage: The Monica Lewenski Story"


NumanEllium:
Then God said, "Hmmm - the solar system isn't quite finished yet. Come back in another billion years or so."


Saltydog:
They found a third for their menage a trois on E-Bay.