Tsunade:
Now don't talk to my dad about politics, sex, or sports, and make sure Mom thinks you love her apple pie.
Tsunade:
Oh man… did I ever get wasted last night… Where's Skinner?
LauraPowers85:
It's breathtaking the way the sunlight hits your bald spot.
RedDemon:
Back to Drunken Bowling... If Steve can make this 7-10 split without puking all over himself it'll be a miracle...
MightyQuinny:
Mercifully, her brain killed itself rather than have her continue on in this movie.
porpoise:
Capper calisthenics.
Laurie2K:
"Yes, Saturn. You should be worried. I have no problem with accumulating power through the digestion of lesser lives."
Xexus:
"We need more Viagra..." ... "Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
psk2178:
WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy_fun_ball:
Since when is Scully a rave-going heroin dealer?
Dragonstud:
"Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 2"-The Place gets transferred into the real world,and only Aram Fingal can stop their criminal influence
RatFacedMike:
Come on Metamucil, work your magic!!
mrv3000:
"But I don't wanna give up my blankie!!"
hillbillynurse:
Ok now.....breathe in, breathe out, breathe in...............what next?!?
klutzka:
DAMN! If I could only think of the Yiddish word for bedbug!
KIPPAGE:
A No-Doz victim
KIPPAGE:
"What little boys?"
LauraPowers85:
I'm telling you the truth Scully. I saw Big Foot riding on the Loch Ness monster's back while being chased by a UFO! You NEVER believe me!
busterkeaton:
"Hey buddy! Yeah. Look behind you. The light's green. You gonna go or what?"
Jaimz:
"Mulder, there's no such thing as Bigfoot,The Loch Ness monster, UFO's, and for the last time, the Vulcan nerve pinch does NOT work. Alright?!"
Jaimz:
Shut up Mulder! How was I supposed to know there were no rest rooms at this exit. Just go behind that tree and stop being such a wuss! And NO I'm not looking!