Top Secret! (1984)

Stars: Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge, Peter Cushing, Jeremy Kemp, Christopher Villiers, Harry Ditson, Omar Sharif
Music: Maurice Jarre
Writers: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker & Martyn Burke
Producers: Jon Davison & Hunt Lowry
Directors: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker & Jerry Zucker

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The East Germans discuss thier plans to reunite Germany. 'Skeet Surfin' Agent Cedric passes information. Nick Rivers comes to Hillary's rescue. The Nutcracker Suite Nick is arrested by the East German police. Dr. Flammond tells Nick about his invention.
Nick faces a firing squad. Nick sings 'Spend This Night With Me' Nick and Hillary consult with Sven Jorgensen. Hillary flashes back to her chiildhood with Nigel on a deserted island. Members of the French Resistance. 'It all sounds like some bad movie...' Nijel, Chocolate Mousse, Deja Vu, Du Quois and Latrine.
Nick wins the shootout. Nick sings 'Straighten the Rug' at Der Pizza Haus. Nigel and Du Quois attempt to infiltrate the prison. Nick attempts to rescue Hillary from Nigel. Nick puts the finishing moves on Nigel. Hillary says goodbye to the resistance members.

Trivia Questions

1. What time did the communique say the British agent escaped from the Berlin Express?
1800 Hours
Sometime between noon and midnight
2:37:18
6 O'Clock

2. Which of the following were NOT opening for Nick Rivers at Madison Square Garden?
Linda Ronstadt
Frank Sinatra
Motley Crue
Stevie Wonder

3. What does Hillary mean in German?
"Little German Girl"
"Not a resistance member"
"She whose bosoms defy gravity"
"Isn't She Lovely"

4. How long had Nick been in prison before his manager came to see him?
A week
Two days
One day, seven hours, eleven minutes and eight seconds
Twenty minutes

5. What was the name of the sex toy Nick gave to Martin to help him bring his wife to orgasm?
The Screaming Reamer
The Anal Intruder
Rump-A-Pump-Pump
The Ass-assinator

6. What was Dr. Flammond working on when he was arrested by the East German police?
A secret weapon for the West Germans
A talking toaster
Desalinization Process
Pop-Tarts

7. What store did Nick get lost in as a child?
Macy's
J.C. Penney's
A grocery store
Victoria's Secrets

8. What game were the resistance members playing when the Germans attacked their hideout?
Air hockey
Foosball
Monopoly
Rock/Paper/Scissors

9. What was the name of the prison where Dr. Flammond was being held?
East German Prison
The Hitler House
Elsinore
Flugeldorf Prison

10. Who did Hillary say she was going to miss most of all?
Scarecrow
Latrine
Nick Rivers
Deja Vu