"Goddess of Love" (1988 - TV)

Stars: Vanna White, David Naughton, David Leisure, Amanda Bearse, Philip Baker Hall, John Rhys-Davies, Little Richard
Music: Mitch Margo, Dennis Dreith & A.S. Dimond
Writer: Don Segall & Phil Margo
Producer: Don Segall
Director: James R. Drake

Thumbnail Gallery
Images copyright: Phoenix Entertainment Group
Venus is banished from Mount Olympus. The Venus statue turns up missing. Talk about a rock-hard bod... Venus tells Ted that he has been chosen. Detective Charles questions Ted. Venus rocks out to some bitchin' Eighties tunes. Venus tries again to convince Ted to return to Olympus with her.
Ted and Cathy discuss their upcoming wedding. Venus prepares to crush someone. Ted shows Venus how to put on makeup. Ted tries to explain Venus to Jimmy. Venus prepares to go out on the town. The thieves try and convince Ted to return the statue. 'I require unleaded food for my horses.'
Venus does a little shopping, much to Ted's credit card companys' delight. Alfonso is about to feel the wrath of a goddess. Venus talks her way out of a problem with Detective Charles. Sex with 80's Vanna, or sex with the goddess of love. A win/win situation. An unexpected guest appears at Ted and Cathy's wedding. Ted tries to explain things to Cathy and Venus.

Trivia Questions

1. What was the name of the salon that Ted worked at?
Heads Up Salon
Hair Today
Go In Style
Locks & Things

2. Where did Jimmy bring Ted for his bachelor party?
Teasers Gentlemen's Club
Olympus on the River
Pleasure Gardens Dance Club
The Bikini Yacht Club

3. How did Venus describe Ted's house?
"It is rather small."
"What a quaint abode."
"Not nearly as nice as my home on Mount Olympus."
"I suppose it is all right... for a mortal..."

4. What did Venus say the hair salon looked like?
Hephaestus' workshop
Athena's house
A beautiful little shack
A torture chamber

5. Which god did Venus say would appreciate sunglasses?
Hermes
Apollo
Hades
Hephaestus

6. When the thieves kidnapped Ted, what company was on the side of the van?
South Side Florists
LA Cable Installation
Speedy Delivery
Nothing

7. What kind of food did Venus take a liking to on her shopping spree?
Tacos
Pizza
Hamburgers
Chicken Salad

8. What was the name of the place where Venus got drunk?
Olympic Bar & Grill
The Captain's Galley
The Elysian Fields
Temple of Dionysus

9. What game show was Venus watching at Ted's house when Alfonso came over?
Wheel of Fortune
Jeopardy
The Price is Right
The Dating Game

10. Why did Venus say she couldn't kill Ted?
Zeus wouldn't let her
The gods weren't allowed to kill mortals anymore
She loved him too much
Cathy's love was too strong