MST3K's CAPTION THIS!

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BERETTAT: Sorry Doug. You're out. He has money and a bigger penis.	BERETTAT: {at hooters} I'm telling you doug, they,er not real. {doug} Who the hell cares.	AlanPartridge: Kirk teaches Scott the rules of Ventriloquism.
The_Seer: (gotta run)	AlanPartridge: Do you think you could change my Toupee, I want a Lionel Richie one.	The_Seer: Scotty is horrified when he gets a glimpse of himself in the future, circa Star Trek V.
JustinThyme: Ok Sybil, who am I talking to now?	The_Seer: "Captain, never interrupt me while I'm doing 'Caption This!'."	AlanPartridge: I Love you Captain, I really do mean it.
JustinThyme: Oh no, Wesley crusher is stalking me!!	The_Seer: "Okay everyone, Spock will play the piano while the rest of us do our favorite game ... HOEDOWN!"	JustinThyme: Lady next to Scotty, "but I don't like Spam.." Everyone else, "Spam, Spam Spam..."

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