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Amon: You know, if I would have known that my wife put a camera behind the mirror on the ceiling, I never would have invited my sister over...	Amon: Yep, with those last two shows, they picked the perfect lead-in.	Amon: "RENEW! RENEW!!!"
Amon: "Well, it's like this... It's the only helmet that was left. It also doubled as our giant bottle opener."	Amon: In a wacky mix-up of cross-dimensional contact, Shamaness Xena meets Warrior Princess Xena... with a wierd-ass purple crown.	Amon: "Just let me put on your penis attachment..."
Amon: A feral child, and his faithful robot companion.	Amon: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"	Amon: This sponsorship shit has gone too far. Now the Aurora Borealis has a sponsor???
Amon: "That's right! Our cars are priced more than $400.00 over our competitor's prices!"	Amon: whimpering "What do you mean by calling me chinless?"	Amon: "I thought the line for the First Annual Captain Zoom Convention would have been longer. I've been camped here for three days!"

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