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AlanPartridge: Come to Applebee's and talk to other Men that you'd like to know.	TomServo103: "Our next guest has requested that his face be darkened, and that his voice be altered to conceal his identity..."	TomServo103: Edward Dupree... a man in deep thought? Or a man who just farted? You decide.
AlanPartridge: More Horse Action than The Lone Ranger!	TomServo103: "You've.... cancelled MST 3K?!"	TomServo103: "No! Bad Fluffy! Off the table!"
TomServo103: Jim Carrey in... "SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: PART TWO"	TomServo103: "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"	TomServo103: The opening sequence to James Bond movies just keep getting stranger and stranger...
TomServo103: Endless allergies? Or just really stoned?	cscott: "If you, or someone you know, has accidentally glued their heads together, please call this number to participate in a simple survey...	TomServo103: Do you have a middle-aged white woman growing from the side of your head? Call this number to get in touch with a local support group.

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