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Capped at 9:30 PM.
The_Moatas
The ancient spacecraft went unnoticed by the humans
Capped at 9:29 PM.
Geier
PUMAT between...let's see...Jack Palance, Jonathan Frid ("Barnabas"), aaaaand, hmmm, Cameron Mitchell? ...Whaddaya mean, that IS Cameron Mitchell?!!?
Capped at 9:29 PM.
The_Moatas
"...and you can take that to the bank because I'm Camron Mitchell, damn it!"
Capped at 9:27 PM.
Geier
It may not work very well as a diet, but at least I can stick to it!
Capped at 9:28 PM.
The_Moatas
In Germany, the children play 'kick the bomb' on their way to school
Capped at 9:26 PM.
Geier
Though he felt slightly guilty about it, little Billy decided NOT to tell his new adoptive parents - who happened to be Jewish - that August 27th ISN'T the traditional day of Christmas, after all.
Capped at 9:25 PM.
The_Moatas
Christmas just wasn't the same when the Smith's had to celebrite it in a logged closet
Capped at 9:24 PM.
Geier
Hmmm, painting your home the color of urine. Interesting.
Capped at 9:23 PM.
Geier
Translated, the carvings read, "Over Ten Billion Sold". Hmmm...
Capped at 9:22 PM.
The_Moatas
I guess a man's home IS his castle...
Capped at 9:22 PM.
Geier
Well, it's okay I guess. But why did you actually want to live INSIDE a Tiffany lamp, again...? [Yo, guys!]
Capped at 9:20 PM.
KindaEvil
This is where they get those half-baked Red Cross Presidents.
Capped at 9:19 PM.
Geier
<Music starts> "Deh deh deh I've got to believe...it'sgettinbetter...gettin better...all the time..."
Capped at 9:19 PM.
The_Moatas
"I want to dye my hair red to show I'm my own person, just like all the other kids are doing."
Capped at 9:18 PM.
Geier
<Shivers> Yikes! That's one hell of a yeast infec...oh. Strawberries. Of course. Uhm, yummy!
Capped at 9:17 PM.
Geier
Yes, I can SEE they're ribbed. But for exactly WHOSE pleasure was it, again...?
Capped at 9:14 PM.
Geier
Just another mornin' on Iodine Flats.
Capped at 9:12 PM.
Geier
Thinking, "I wouldn't be caught DEAD in this..." but then again, perhaps that would be in bad taste. Never mind.
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For you fellow fans, some very bad photos I took at TMBG's 20th anniversary concert. For you non-fans, uhhh, watch this space.
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