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y_u_i_otta (i don't want to play by myself anymore. i'll lurk around until somebody else shows up.)	y_u_i_otta "I'm sorry ma'm, but this is everything we could fing in your toilet drain. Perhaps you could give your little boy another laxative."	y_u_i_otta Better yet. Wipe the snot out of your goatee.
y_u_i_otta "Geez Warren. I don't know how anybody could drive all the way over here and not notice that the cat had crawled up in the engine to get warm."	y_u_i_otta "Oooo, Grandma. Your exema is looking much better."	y_u_i_otta Welcome to Don's Doughnut and Live Bait Shop.
y_u_i_otta Two words: Panic button.	y_u_i_otta The evil Paddington Bear has just baked and eaten the Pillsbury Dough Boy.	y_u_i_otta "If this wretched animal continues to relieve himself all morning, I'll have him sewn shut."
y_u_i_otta Say goodbye to dreams of the stud farm.	y_u_i_otta A happy little barn in a happy little meadow next to a happy little pond.	KindaEvil A naturally occuring bench in the wild.
KindaEvil Suddenly I'm in Finland...	KindaEvil Mmmm! A big 'ol plate of sauteed fungus! Talk about fine dining!	KindaEvil Crash testing of racecar beds.
y_u_i_otta "Wow! Lookit the McCoys and their fancy new digs with two bathrooms!"	KindaEvil I sure as hell wouldn't stick my face on the ground in the middle of all those pigeons. Ick. (Hello all!)	NurseNoir John Holmes' headstone: "As in life, so in death." [Heya! Semi-demi-hemi-lurking here.]

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For you fellow fans, some very bad photos I took at TMBG's 20th anniversary concert. For you non-fans, uhhh, watch this space.
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