Blink Camera. Only $39.99 and it sort of works!

stareater " Slow down, you're driving like a maniac! " " We're not moving yet, Ethel! "	RodRocket Meanwhile, the Doctor hurries to catch up with the U.N.I.T. forces.	stareater Marvel at the Horseless carriage! No crap to clean up!
Geier [brb again]	stareater Early carswashes weren't very practical or efficient.	Generik Thinks "embettered" is a real word... Hopes that all Americans are distracted enough with that there Iraqanian war that no one questions shady stock deals... Still illegitimate...
RodRocket "Fearless Leader has changed mind! Do NOT 'keel moose'!"	Geier Or in German, "Der FurherNoizengelubsckin strassespreckenfizzle".	stareater Now with 50% more poisonous lead!
RodRocket "Hey, what kind of Wood doesn't float?" --- "Shut up, Earl!!!"	Generik This is where the fish lives... after the fish wins the lottery.	stareater In the olden days, farting underwater was considered a main attraction at Sea World.
RodRocket "I'll shoot ANYONE who tries to start the Wave!"	stareater " Anybody seen Mr. Jones? The KoolAid's gittin' warm..."	Geier "I just CAN'T figure out how to make this thingamabob work, Doris." "Well, THAT'S your problem, Jean! That's not a thingamabob, it's a whatsahoozits."
stareater " I've been here three days waiting for my damn gumballs to come out! "	RodRocket "You mean this ISN'T a payphone?"	UnReality Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents a reinactment of the first scene of "Cool Hand Luke".

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