MST3K's CAPTION THIS!

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MSTzilla: "Yeah baby! This is Chistopher Walken, no wait, Christopher Runnen out of your life! Hasta lavista!"	MSTzilla: John Elway pouts around the house after he's not invited to New Orleans to be an expert commentator.	Moon_Queen: Woah! Christopher Walken! Sweet!!!...wait..sorry. (told ya it's been a while)
MSTzilla: Early Odyssey games really sucked. There was Type Racer, Keyboard Quiz, Function Key Fun...	Jayati: Jones finds one of his employees playing freecell on the job, and prepares to bust a cap in his ass. (hey MQueen)	Moon_Queen: I thought the technology was good at Sci-Fi. I've got better stuff than that!
Jayati: "Damnnit! What the hell's wrong with my screen?"	MSTzilla: "...so the Lama's gonna stiff me. So I says, how bout somethin' for the effort. And he says, there'll be no tip, but on your deathbed..."	MSTzilla: Q shows Bond his new martini maker...shaken, not stirred.
MSTzilla: Somehow, I don't think that street corner vendors selling make-up for baboons butts are gonna make a good living. (hello MQueen)	Moon_Queen: What do antacids take when they have heartburn? They take each other! They convert to canabalism!	Nexomnibus: when your drugs make you see other drugs talk, you need more drugs

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