21st_century:
"Now, listen Geordi. You DO want that 'Reading Rainbow' show, don't you? Well then, all you must do is help me kill off Captain Kirk......"
fustigater:
I'll tell you what Winkie, you'll see some strange sights in deepest space, there's Angelina Jolie's lips for instance.
gleeb:
If you wish to be a newsie, you must ring the Sacred Doorbell and collect for the week...
delany:
I bet you somebody, somewhere, has this for their wallpaper.
BBOT:
Hmm... What would Kirk do? Oh yeah, I'm doing it.
mrdrysdale:
"Do you realize your spacecraft was going over the speed limit?"
KrisTM:
"Remember Junior Trekkers, Pepsodent gets your teeth SPACEtacularly white!"
edeo:
I crush your head!
radioman:
Oh sh*t! Scotty got the transporter and food machines mixed up again. Eeck! Todays lunch included mac & cheese. I'll phone their familys... and get a spoon.
gleeb:
See, Spock, I told you she was lying about her weight!
Equinox365:
Kirk discovering the free Spice Channel weekend on Starfleet Cable.
gleeb:
"Whew, that was something." "Knock it off. I'm a doctor, I can tell you were faking it."
The_Seer:
Time to play Vulcan trivia ... Spock is having a.) a seizure, b.) an orgasm, or c.) a normal reaction to one of the Captain's off-color jokes.
KIPPAGE:
*PrrrrBrrraffffptt!*
KIPPAGE:
Smarm level a whopping 250%... Out Shatted himself despite all the problems...
TorgosHand:
"Go To Hell"???? Even the aliens are mocking us!
Nitro_Sama:
Rubber ducky, your the one! You make ass wiping lots of fun!
kihounomizu:
Aww how precious! The little alien is spraying death parasites into my eyes.