Enapov:
It's not porn... Um, it's for health class... Yeah, I'm doing a report on human reproduction...
gleeb:
It's just not the same since Fred Rogers died...
brodanrants37:
I am invincible!
jazz_85:
I'm too sexy for split screen, too sexy...
joeylovebug:
Hey Dad... What's the NAMBLA home page?
thirdgen:
Enjoy the Parthenon whilst rubbing your ass on this odd little gadget
Amon:
Rumor was that he had killed himself years ago, as he hadn't been seen in years. But tonight, he's back, and ONLY on FOX! Suicide Squirrel!
SnoopDogg:
If I could reach out there and bitch-slap you and force you to buy this product, believe me, I wouldn't hesitate to do it!!!!!!!
gleeb:
Yeah, she broke her hip last year. What can I say, I like to be on top.
okiedokey:
Yeah, but you'd have to catch him by the toe.
Indika:
"I knew he had a Christ Complex, but this is ridiculous."
Indika:
The tragic story of the 4th little pig was cut from the story, because it was much too terrifying...
serialzero420:
Yes, we pulled in four first time smokers to show you how bad it can be...
Zwiel17:
"This week we send the Yakuza maffia to butcher the family of a man with a serious heart condition - with hilarious results!"
MaxKeller:
1.This guy is WAY too into pizza. 2. "So ya see, hu huh, when I take this over to my friends hous, It'll be delivery; AND DiGiorno! hehehhe..."
fyrehydrant:
Tonight on Monday Night Football: The NFL's top players go head-to-head against their own doppelgangers in the first annual Clone Bowl I!!
MaxKeller:
Believe it or not, this is a dramatization.
holenozone:
Unfortunate video of a terrorist attack on foosball. We can only clutch our duct tape and wonder whats next, Air Hockey?