Agent_Moldy:
And so, Alanis Morissappleseed went, spreading apple seeds and angry hate music the world over.
KllyWlls:
Now introducing "Not Quite There" Special K.. for those who really want to lose weight.
SSJ3Matt:
The best way to tell your computer "I hate you" is to install this.
davey23:
Oh bullsh... *BONK*
GersonK:
Perhaps you should use Inventing Situations
DuncanDisorderly:
"I'm Billy the Garbage Man, I'm Billy the Garbageman. I'm poverty stricken and eats lots of chicken, I'm Billy the Garbageman, toot, tooot!!!"
Kayned:
Guaranteed to remove forensic evidence.
RedDogg:
This must be that "Human Autopsy" film they show where aliens live.
delany:
Hot chicks love old white guys with missing teeth.
windsong27:
For women who can't control their period.
jlinhrst:
'One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land.'
Mr_Grant:
"Hello Mister Gopher..."
Jhiaxus:
"I'm a maniaaaaac in the office when I'm booored."
psk2178:
We take the hair from your ass and fill in the thin spots.
Amon:
Acid reflux is no laughing matter.
cisco3600:
That’s why 4 out of 5 wood nymphs choose the copper-top battery...
DuncanDisorderly:
This is how it all started for Rush Limbaugh.
asteroidboy:
"Shhhh!!! I'm channeling my ThighMaster."