"Best of the Best Page 1 (2000)"

GersonK: *bzzzt* "Stupid wrenched ankle."	cscott: "What do you mean that I've been in too many fights? I'm not ready to retire yet! I'm the champ!!"	MarionneBlack: "This honestly looks like an Honest-to-God good ship of honesty!" "So you've heard about your rep, Abe?" "Oh, yeah."
Lykanthropus: After the accident, Poppin' Fresh tried to find work in children's programming, but was deemed "too scary" by network execs.	Lykanthropus: Pssst! The puppets are all tangled up back here! Stall! Stall!	Agent_Moldy: o/ Because I'm bad! I'm bad! Ya know it! Ow! Shammo! o/
EnochF: "Ogle *you*? With those hips? I don't think tho, thithter..."	Lykanthropus: The fact that I had this prom dress in my quarters does not alter the fact that I am your Captain...	Hinermad: Hi! Jim Kirk! Damn glad to meet you!
Callie21V: "It is pronounced VESSEL, Ensign. Vessel. Vessel. Say vessel." "Wessel!"	orion12: "HA! BINGO!"	Wicker_Chair: "We'll both be dead inside a week, so, whaddya say?" - Red Shirt Pickup-Line #234
rodicus: "...and this is our shore leave on Antares 5...see, there's Spock by the giant Garg statue..."	BurkeDevlin: "I don't mean to be crass..." "I thought you WERE Kras." "Yes, I'm Kras, but I don't want to be crass." "Huh?"	screaming_fist: "Helloooooooooooo Nurse!"
MST4000: "Oh why oh why oh why couldn't this be Janeway?" "You mean half undressed?" "No, beaten to a pulp."	cdmesser: Somebody check for me. Are there two big red hands on Spock's smock?	questor: Pocketsquare's folded? Check!