"Best of the Best Page 10 (2000)"

Generik: "Oooh... look! A bunny rabbit!" "No, actually it's Osiris, Egyptian deity from thousands of years ago." "Ooohh. Pretty."	Amon_ster_A_GoGo: .oO (Ooh, that was a great cap. I hope someone gives me an LOL or an ROFL or something. Oh please, oh please, oh please...)	Torgone: Bus . . James Bus.
PilgrimVolGsngMan: As a service to our viewers, this is what it's like to talk to a girl	SideMan: "Would you care for a blindfold, little Pepsi girl?" "Yes please." "Cigarette?" "No, I'll just have a Pepsi. Bah-bah-bah-bah-" *BANG*	GlitterRock: Critics around the country are applauding Tom Green's suicide.
Nos4a2turtledoves: "YingYang! Stop that this instant. And here I thought you only did that while capping."	alexgariepy: Would you like some Fris with that? Ow!	girly_girl: Oh no! Grover's hide is being tanned!
Randal_Flagg: Looks like the Abyss creature found something *else* to imitate.	JingleHo: Al Gore stares out across DC. "You could'a been mine, damn it..." *chug* *HIC* "...Damn laws, and all."	amycamus: PRC authorities have just released a new, authorized image of Mao to replace the bloated, anti-capitalist, cultural reactionary image of before.
ArtanezerScrooganas: "No, tee hee, we're twins mister Gacy! Ooo, I want gum!"	YibbleGuy: If it's not going "ka-thump ka-thump," your vision will begin to dim. The background will begin to look fuzzy, and the letters will fade out ....	Agent_Moldy: And in "her own, personal hell" news, Martha Stewart will be playing Frenchie in "Grease 2000". "But… but pink just ISN'T a good hair color!"
Itzart: Poverty and malnutrition--that's MY anti-drug!	Mr_Grant: Billy did NOT clean his room as his mother asked. The NASDAQ reacts negatively, falling 40 points.	stareater: After "Mad About You" was cancelled, Paul Reiser's career was never the same...