"Best of the Best Page 11 (2000)"

gay_lisp_TM: They better be careful, that's a good way to get crabs	nashtbrutusandshort: My Dad. Such an optimist. "Here ya go, kid. Y'know, life for me peaked at five. It's all downhill from here. Well, happy birthday, son."	shanky: "Grandma doesn't like little fat girls who eat all the s'mores."
GersonK: "Now that's much better. You're so much prettier when you smile. Besides, it's not like you still don't have a whole other grandma."	wd40: In his final years, Kaptain Kangaroo let slip the gentle guise of the kiddie show to reveal the twinkie inside!	medusaD: "Well, he may be a circus freak, but he's gonna be quite popular!"
cyoungdahl: Embarassed by all the attention, Bill's underpants regretted coming out for a look-see and began creeping back up his crack.	790: The Simpsons: 20 years from now	IllegalityGirl: "Head strap, Mister?"
NumanEllium: (Meanwhile, on PBS....) Over the past 2 decades, this woman has taught Koko the gorilla sign language - and picked up a few words from Koko as well.	YingYang: "And I was all like "Sha! Like I'm really going to give you an HJ in front of your brother!" And he was all like 'Please?' And I was all like 'Okay!"	GlitterRock: SciFi Channel: "Don't try to get rid of our logo... we'll just move it to another screen! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
SideMan: "CROW! SERVO! Get back down here, you two knuckleheads!"	GlitterRock: *chuckling* "I can't believe that Eddie over there put nine packs of JuicyFruit in his mouth! What a nut!"	The_Gray_Zombie: Bruce Campbell IS Jim Carrey As Andy Kaufman IN The Bruce Campbell Story
Das_Hunterman: "I am Sir Clarance, The Overly Festive Knight!"	SuperBobVila: Finally, after Ted scarred himself and watched "Lion King" 13 times straight, his friends decide to have an intervention.	BlakHat1: "Why couldn't I be in THAT caption? It's funnier!"