"Best of the Best Page 13 (2000)"

NightTrain: "Just as you're pissing your heaviest, you pull the handle. If you stop peeing before the toilet stops flushing, you win!" "Win what?" "Uh...well...hmm."	CaveDweller: Having Dick the Brusier for a grandfather wasn't really that great. I mean, he was a nice guy, but every once in a while, he tried to relive the "old days".	Gnasche: Sean Penn considers beating up a paparazzi for not even attempting to take his picture.
medusaD: "Hurry up!! We're gonna lose the 3 legged man race!"	Hippie: I am all knowing and wise. *But admit it... you still love cookies, don't you? C'mon, admit it!* Oh, alright... me love cookies.	deadparrot: "Oooommm... dude... Ommmmm... shhh... I'm, like, meditating, dude..."
thesilentchild: One two three four, I declare a thumb war...	nashtbrutusandshort: That's what happens when a guy dies thinking of Jeane Kirkpatrick. What? What are you looking at?	KINGDINOSAUR: Paraplegic Playhouse Presents: "Lawrence of Arabia" starring Christopher Reeve.
saraphin: "...that'll learn ya to channel Vlad The Impaler, missy!"	Mr_Grant: I pledge allegiance to the marklar, of the united marklars of marklar. And to the marklar for which marklar stands...	HenryBemis: .oO (Don't look at the other guys, don't look at the other---damn!, Trent has to be flaunting himself over there...)
Xexus: (big hands, big ____ oh my God I'm getting dizzy") Oo.	sabcat: "Number nine! That's so funny!"	Loodvig: "Uh oh.... choppers!"
HenryBemis: "What kinda Jimmy Durante impression is that?!" "Please sir, don't hit me..." "Don't hit me WHAT??" "Don't hit me Mrs. Calabash."	Raven_Poe: My Dildo has arms.	Mr_Grant: At the Bra Wearhouse, our friendly and eager associates check, doublecheck and triplecheck your measurements so you have the best fitting bra possible!