"Best of the Best Page 14 (2000)"

jondapicam: Where did you learn that? Do it again.	Raven_Poe: You, Jew, get in my oven!!!	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: *ooo yes. talk dirty to me* *you are in need of an upgrade. Do you like it when I call you obsolete?*
Torgone: .oO This looks like a good spot to off my top and air these babies out...	Bigstupid: Lost and distraught, Dweezil Zappa starts a monestary devoted to thought and inner peace...but the joint is rockin' within the month...	SpydieGirl: Jenny knew Grandpa's "pull my finger" trick; he'd done it many times before. But this time, it might be different. She had to find out.
Soozcat: "This is the suckiest RenFaire I've ever attended." "Actually, it's a SuburbFaire. Let's go see Ye Olde Strippe Malle."	Soozcat: "Buddha, Buddha, bless my food-a."	Tumbler: "No .. I still hate you .. I stopped by today because .. I overlooked breaking this finger at the party on Friday." *crack* "Bye now."
Nocturnal_Walker: PUMAT between Christopher Walken, Mad Max, and my old roommate, the fucking drunkard!!!	Artanas: Shhh... Virgin Mary's on a panty raid. The hell...	Hippie: The Barnes kids! This is what you get for not springing for bunkbeds when they were young.
HanoverF: "Bob Dole says Bob Dole is Jiffy Pop! Crack open Bob Dole's head and enjoy his warm buttery popcorny goodness!"	Saltydog: Ever since he'd noticed the second drawer was labeled "HA-HO," he was sure the file cabinet was laughing behind his back.	Biolante: On the Greatness Meter "Peter the Great" was actually only so-so.
Amon: I misled it and fried it, thought you might like. Have fun with it. Tea.	LuvBJones: "You shall have your message from Mickey Mouse, but first, you must cross my palm with silver..."	anti_hero: "God, please kill Ned Flanders."