"Best of the Best Page 15 (2000)"

Hinermad: I think we've found John Holmes' replacement...	teambanzai: New Simon for Dummies. Where everyone's a winner.	Amon: *Guy in the background* "What's my line? Am I even supposed to be in this scene?"
JohnSteed: Judges? "6.0 6.0 6.0 6.0 5.8" Oh, I'm sorry. Due to the score from the Russians, you can't be technically called The Perfect Storm	assidic1: I'm tellin' ya Moses, Jesus didn't like you adding your own 11th comandment and he's gonna kick your...	Indomitus: "Well, yeah, you can SORTA see the surgical scar..."
Amon: "...and in our next exhibit, we shall see a mated pair of primates. Notice how the female of the species cleans and grooms the male, picking out body lice."	GersonK: "Don't be silly. I'd never buy you a puppy."	JoeCrow: WHOOOOA.... one bead at a time there, Henry
PikaScrew: "Yes, Mumm-Ra, I hear and obey..."	echostation: "In the name of Lothar, someone call Roto Rooter!"	echostation: "Greetings, weary traveller. I am Massengil, Goddess of Freshness"
girly_girl: Cause it's Thriller! Diller night. No one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike.	GersonK: Kevin couldn't help but smile when Earl yelled "Pitcher's got a big butt!" Doubly so when he used The Voice.	Aquila9896: He shudders at the sight of her flashing him.
abracadaver: "Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Ca-" "Shut up! I hate it when you do that!"	The_Shat: *everyone at once* "HAPPY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY, FONZIE!!" / "Heyyyyy...."	saintsammy: Okay Jamie Lee Curtis isn't a man. She's a Grey in a lame-assed disguise.