"Best of the Best Page 16 (2000)"

Amon: On the next exciting episode of "Near-Sighted Cop": "Up against the wall! Spread 'em!"	anti_hero: *It ended!! I'm out of here! Humans rule! Dolphins suck it!*	Chebwa: "Tick evolve protective ring. This not good."
Goldfinger: When Elliot ran out of Reese's Pieces, ET got pissed...	mst_hula: "This is the pawn shop right? What will you give me for this arrow-head?"	Hahahathatissooofunny: In a last minute attempt to get out of cleaning her room, she fell to the floor CLAIMING she couldn't see.
Agent_Moldy: Marg Helgenberger finally snaps: "It's 'MARG', not 'Marge'! Hard 'g'! HARD 'G'! Hey is that a scrubbing bubble...?"	HenryBemis: Bad Andy	HenryBemis: Women famous for being in Holes: Alice, Baby Jessica, Courtney Love...
reppaC_cixelsyD: "They look like ants from up here. Over." "Those are ants, you idiot. You're still on the ground. Over."	amycamus: "Calm down, ma'am. Come with us, please." "COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! HANDS OFF O'ME!"	girly_girl: "All right, listen closely. Fer.. Sher! Like, OK?"
Generik: Shar-Pei Man had the uncanny ability of making criminals unable to grab him for his loose, floppy skin...	juandbag: It's Erik Estrada! He's packin heat, and he looks pissed!	GlitterRock: "Chicken foot! I got the chicken foot!! Gonna get 'cha!"
Loodvig: o/~.... I like to singa... about the moona and the joona and the springa ...o/~	Artanas: Whore... whore... whore... whore... whore... *TING* Well I'll be damned	scicle: Quitting smoking isn't hard, but the oral fixations last long after