"Best of the Best Page 17 (2000)"

nashtbrutusandshort: *pant pant pant* "I like working out here a lot, but damn if the decor doesn't give me vertigo." *pant pant* "I hear ya."	JohnSteed: "Ooooooooo! Ask me about my favorite scary movie again! That's so sexy!" (When a slasher accidentally dials a phone sex number)	Mr_Grant: --Hey, David Soul! I TOLD you you can’t sleep here! There’s a shelter down the street! --Sorry officer.
Sierralad: Yes! She finally croaked! Inheritance, here I come! YAHOO!	EnochF: Say what you will about Xena, at least there's not some no-talent Lawless sister hanging around...	Hippie: The ghosts of Rome really don't have much to do when the tourist season dies down. So they play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
JoeCrow: Rare photo of the penisaurus in it's natural habitat, down by the dynamo	JoeCrow: Bill Shatner-cam	Poke_Amon: These poor guys don't have a chance of making it up the fallopian tubes.
SideMan: "Contestant #2! Come on out and meet Brad on BZZZ!" "Hi! My name is Lisa. I like to waterski AND snow ski! If you pick me, I will ski right into your heart!"	Constable: Posing as Ginny the Gingerbread Girl from "Quick Kookie" was not high on Janie's list of favourite summer jobs.	MoldyLouWho: Safe sex.
DiscoToe: "I need an old priest, a young priest, a member of the Lovin' Spoonful, a chef and two candystripers. And arrange them right to left, not left to right."	144b: Yeah, I was the star of my own sitcom on NBC. Remember, The Single Guy? No?	GoodKingWencesLood: "Hmmm.... Hey, do you think a gerbil will fit in this tube? For a habitrail, I mean..."
RodRocket: We now return to Akira Kurasawa's "DUNE"	teambanzai: Sometimes Good 'ole Charlie Brown gets liquored up and goes to the old baseball dimond to reminise about when he finally cut Lucy up and hid the body.	amycamus: Headquarters, Wiccan/Jewish Society of Friends.