"Best of the Best Page 18 (2000)"

MoldyLouWho: Mick Jagger, ex-baseball star: o/Look at me! My knee is shattered! She-do-be...shattered...o/	JAUSTRALIS: WELL, I see you've been attacked by the Este Lauder counter woman at the mall. Don't worry, I think I can get this off.	rodicus: As a kid, God was never any good at hide-and-seek.
cscott: "Before every meal we bow our heads and give thanks to Our Father Above." "Oh, you say Grace." "No, I mean my Dad. We keep him chained up in the attic."	stareater: Bored with this whole "Creation" thing, God decides to burn some time skipping killer whales across the Pacific	RodRocket: "How come you always play 'Ginger' and I have to be 'Mary-Ann'?" --- "'Cuz I'm the tall redhead, bitch! Now shut your hole and know your role!"
Steelhawk: Looks like there's a lightsaber duel going on in the attic.	ZenZuni: "Hey, man, like -- I can be Shaggy -- and -- like -- you can be Scooby."	Itzart: I am the Demon of Golf Clubs and your short game is making me AAANNNGGRRYYY!
YingYang: "See, if you start licking here, she'll be more orgasmic when you fist her here..."	girly_girl: "Who put a Ceti eel in my helmet? Khan? Was that you, you crazy nut?"	YingYang: "I'll suck yer cock fer a shillin, gov'ner! I'll even HUZZZZAH!! if you'd like...''
KINGDINOSAUR: o/' "On the good ship, lolli.." "SHUT UP! You're 42! It's not cute anymore!" A&E's Untold Story: Shirley Temple Black	KINGDINOSAUR: A Trekkie date rapist is easy to escape from. They don't slip drugs into your drink. Most believe the 'Vulcan Nerve Pinch' really works. This is when you run.	alexgariepy: Alright, folks, time to begin our meeting. Chewbacca, battle report. *ROWR!* Thanks, Chewie.
amycamus: "Well, I'll be -- it WAS a banana in my pants. I guess I'm not glad to see you after all."	YingYang: Ying on Monday morning: "She's the best present EVER!!"	RIZZZ: We now return to "World's Sultriest Wedgies."