"Best of the Best Page 20 (2000)"

Lanzman: "Will you confess?" "No no nooo no!" "Will you convert?" "No no nooo no!"	Mr_Grant: --Good God Merlin, who would murder this innocent block of stone? --You've stiill got a lot to learn, your majesty. *laughter, applause*	ColsSalvo: I'll shave when I'm not so pissed off.
HenryBemis: "NO Herc, you fool! Have you never spanked a wench before?? Like this...and this...and this!!!"	statuatoryApe: This is what happened to Sonny Bono.	YibbleGuy: "I, Moses, have returned from Mt. Sinai. God has given me ... ZERO Commandments! Party at the Golden Calf tonight! WOOO!"
devil_lived_drawkcab: "Here Mungo--you block and then release and do a curl route." "Why don't ya just hand me the ball Herc. Christ, I'm like 54 feet taller than everybody!"	IllegalityGirl: "Look! I can stand just like the little guy!"	FortyTwo: Thinking quickly, Hercules pulls a sword from his ass, and continues fighting for his life
amycamus: Gladiator? Well, I wouldn't say 'glad', exactly, but it was better than letting her go to waste.	amycamus: "You, know, 'Chopsticks'? You NEVER heard 'Chopsticks'?!? It's like this, kinda sorta."	Amon_ster: Kevin wasn't gonna fall for the old "tap on the opposite shoulder" trick, but Renee pulled the old "switcheroo" on him.
HenryBemis: "Awwww, dude! You brought smores? Righteous!"	CindyM: NOOOO springs!! HEE HEEE	RodRocket: "Don't buy a vowel! Where do they get these idiots?"
cscott: "Aries! My face is up here!!... And don't even TRY to pretend that you were just reading the credits..."	anti_hero: ...it wasn't until 1996 when the mental patient molestation stories surfaced...	Amon: "The toilet... is REALLY backed... up... this time... Call Roto-Rooter! And... hurry..."