"Best of the Best Page 22 (2000)"

screaming_fist: "I voted for Ghengis. He was the only one on the ballot."	GlitterRock: "I SAID RED VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY!!!!!!"	amycamus: Akira Kurosawa's "Jesus and the Technicolor Kimono"
RodRocket: "Okay, if I have four skulls and Conan has four, how many skulls do we have together? I hate math!"	Geier: The Middle Eastern equivalent of Santa Claus is a somewhat more frightening and intimidating character than the Western European/American version.	thesilentchild: One side of Xena loves the fun frosting, but the adult side of Xena loves the whole wheat goodness.
Mr_Grant: Take a polaroid of this. Bag her clothes and take nail scrapings.	amycamus: "I can't believe I did that with that guy's beer." "We are SO 86'ed from that bar forever."	Mr_Grant: C'mon, little girl. We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Lesbos. It's an island. What's so funny?!	Klatuu: The ark. If it is what you want go with it in peace. But leave us the girl. It will reduce our loss on this voyage.	NurseNoir: Gabrielle, the new Bumper Chrome Sucking Champ, tackles something a bit more... warm-blooded...
Ricardo_Amon_talban: "All hail Underoocacles, god of underwear."	Mercury_Amon_tego: "Come on, Michael! Jump! Join us!" / "Michael... Michael... Michael..."	GeorgeDubya: "I don't know who's back there, but I think I'm in love. How 'bout yours, Gabrielle?"
12561113094: Tina Yothers: Warrior Peasant.	Boba420: I just can't help feeling like Teela's been distant lately, Man-at-Arms	Mr_Grant: Joel Higgins counsels Ricky Schroeder about his sudden growth spurt, on the next "Silver Spoons, 500 BCE".