"Best of the Best Page 24 (2000)"

Lu_Bu: "OK, kids. Get a little closer. You want this prom picture to be something that you will treasure forever."	GlitterRock: I knew Monica Lewinsky's Weight Watchers gig would never last...	BuckFifty: Little known Star Wars facts: Ben Kenobi and R2-D2 met while sharing a cell in an Imperial Detention center. "So whatcha in for?" *beep* "Bummer, got'a smoke?"
GlitterRock: After the war and back on the farm, it's just business as usual for Radar O'Reilly with the animals...	402: "We work hard so you don't have toooooo"	HenryBemis: Stanley tried many come-on for Zev; this one while he wiggled his thumb, nearly worked.
SideMan: The world's worst ventriloquest act.	SideMan: The petrified remains of Hooty The Owl.	danku: "You're going to triple my dosage? GOODY!"
MadMatt: Now I will read from the "E pleb nista"	E_B_A: "Mommy... you took all of my Strawberry Quik." "I ran out of hair dye." "Mmmm... yummy hair!" "Daddy seemed to think so." "Ick, Mommy."	Meldrick: While walking the halls, Ted is once again swallowed by a rogue basking shark.
Amon_ster: Looks like Xev has more energy than Kai. Good thing he's got those special attacks, he's gonna need them.	Klatuu: Either this woman's dead or my watch has stopped...	E_the_E: Number one sign your masturbation habit is a little extreme.
reppaC_cixelsyD: Colin getting ready to do his dinosaur routine on "Whose Line"	CaptCaption: ...and extra anchovies. And if it aint here in 30 minutes I get it free. WAUGH WAUGH	teambanzai: Robin how many time do I have to tell you not to wear boxers with your tights.