"Best of the Best Page 3 (2000)"

r0der1ck: Little-known Star Trek trivia: Spock often pocketed other officers' lighters and door passes when leaving the table.	Generik: "Ow! Damn Altarean mosquitoes!"	Itzart: "Preparing to recieve incoming signal, Captain." "You better believe it, Spock."
Lanzman: Having wandered into Bloods territory, one of the Crips hides behind a pile of crack.	Dibbley: I thought it was poor taste to cart around his death mask from convention to convention.	BitShifter: Before Spock can use the Vulcan nerve pinch, Joe uses the American nut-grab.
alexgariepy: Pass the popcorn will you, Pike? *beep* Oh, right, you can't use your hands. Sorry.	GersonK: The biggest butte on Uranus	144b: Fly!! Fly my pretties!! Fly!! Nee hee Hee Hee Hee!!!
Saltydog: .oO(Marsha ALWAYS gets to screw the aliens. It's always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!)	DiggerSmolken: "Well, Mom said I should get out of the basement and go outside, but I can't miss the Sliders marathon!!"	GlitterRock: Hilary Clinton calls one of her advisors. "Baxter, my polls are dropping in New York, what do you suggest?" / "Meow meow meow meow meow... "
Lu_Bu: It's Pat!	threeamigos: The Tilex sneaks up on it's unsuspecting prey...	Hinermad: "Mach 3? Is that the best you can do, Scotty?" Aye, sir - it's The Best A Man Can Get(tm)"
Lykanthropus: Unfortunately, Skippy was unable to outrun the thresher...	threeamigos: Mina, the four handed woman, was never popular as a child, but earned a quick living as an adult...	animebabe: .oO If I stand just like this... maybe he won't notice I am pregnant.