"Best of the Best Page 32 (2000)"

O_Torgonebaum: Like Thanksgiving dinner wasn't intense enough. We had to invite Sinese.	yoshi3: I guess Parker Lewis really CAN'T lose.	JohnSteed: "Sam, Ziggy's calculated your position and it turns out your Madonna circa 1986. Your job is not to make her into the slut she is today..."
santamebabe: Mel Gibson is Elvis in "Shaka these hips, baby!" tonight on YSMT	JiveGuy5: "Now, are you sure this is the proper way to make coffee?"	questor: "Jockstrapped" with Randy Quaid and Nick Cage.
Hinermad: You know, you look really familiar... didn't I see your face on the front of a semi truck once?	Trumpey: A very bad photo of the Grinch in a white jacket?	Amon: "I AM NOMAD." "NO, I AM NOMAD." "NO, I AM NOMAD!" "Will the real NOMAD, please hover up."
spooky22: I used to be a bartender. I should be able to handle this.	Torgone: SPACE COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of Space Law Enforcement.	Biography: In a moment of sheer panic, Debbie realizes she forgot to wear blush to the big battle.
Nereus: This rare video footage shows the only starship births in captivity.	Mr_Grant: *ZAP* Take THAT Kate Moss! *ZOOT* And THAT, Naomi Campbell! *ZAP* Suck laser, Frederique!	sxyredhead: Awwww, I wanted to go to Toshi station and pick up some power converters!!
Amon: Don't fall for it. It's another one of those pyramid schemes.	Saltydog: "Oh, yeah? Well, standing bird eyeball ship cat eyeball snake eyeball to YOU, jerk!"	Agent_Moldy: .oO{Oh geez, I asked for the Mark Hamill, not the Dorothy Hamill!}