"Best of the Best Page 5 (2000)"

screaming_fist: James Brown yell: "I FEELS GOOD!"	JohnSteed: EXTREME George Washingtoning!	Torgone: Look out for the box! LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!!!! Jeez, lady. Pay attention!!
SoundGuy4U: Meanwhile, back at the Sperm Bank...	JrGarbarino: Even at this tender age, he pities the fool.	Generik: We welcome our viewers to tonight's presentation of the letterboxed edition of Oh Heavenly Erection...
HenryBemis: ...except you can't have slaves...not that much luxury.	Kif: "Vapor lock is no joke"	amycamus: ...on the moon. A woman's purse. A man, murdered.
Short_Round: "See? I told you a parrot's beak would spark if you put it against a grinding wheel!"	SoundGuy4U: "Will you marry m... hey!"	amycamus: The mother hen stands silently, gazing over the terrible effects of DDT on her eggs.
VladtheImpaler: The WalMart happy face gets it's mouth washed out after telling a customer to fuck off...	the_bamboozler: I am the Ghost of Discounts Past...Here to talk to you about SAVINGS!!	VladtheImpaler: Aelephantman
The_Gray_Zombie: What? I'm eating corn on the cob, what does it look like? Harvey gave it to me.	rickubis: This is great. You flood the holes until the gophers poke their heads out, then WHAM!	animebabe: The first couple of times it was fun.. but after a month or so, Jeans Butt Theatre lost it's appeal.