"Best of the Best Page 6 (2000)"

animebabe: 6 months from now: eBay item #487262738	Agrijag: Gerald laughed maniacally as little billy was swept out to sea. "So long, shrimp!" he cried.	Hazzah: The infamous shampoo mirage known to torment many a super model lost in the desert.
CaveDweller: "Then I picked up a girl on the course. I was playing with Arnold that day." "Palmer?" "Repeatedly!"	thesilentchild: 8 Wounded Vietnam vets. 9 Dead cats in an alley. 10 diseased whores..... man, Sesame Street has really gone down hill since my days..	TwistedFirestarter: "um, guys..there's a bug on the floor.."
Mr_Grant: Wait - Is that a camera? Are you taping me?	FredPAC: Scientists announced today the creation of the first successful human/shark hybrid	Hireling: Winner of the 2000 "Eat an apple through a fence" competition.
Amon: I'll give you four guesses where the spare key is hidden.	Saltydog: Kermit was right to worry about Miss Piggy's sinus condition.	YibbleGuy: Seal coaches Jamie Lee Curtis to win a spot on the Olympic Bulemia team.
Klatuu: Jim Henson's Baywatch Babies	ctmason: And just in case you didn't know what we meant by "Call now" here's a little dramitization...	GlitterRock: *recording playing* "Howie, this is Teri. Remember that wild night after the last Radio Shack commercial? Well I'm pregnant, you jerk!"
amycamus: To the mild disapproval of his friend John Goodman, David Crosby surfs the net for other lesbians to impregnate.	JohnSteed: "Um, Mr. Depalma, do you REALLY think the audience buy Mars being Glacier National Park shot through a red filter?" "SURE!"	Saltydog: Rooe. That's an oreo, but inside out.