porpoise: That hen is one mad bird. |
SpiffyGuy: "Imagine me and you" "and you and me" "no matter how they toss the dice" "it had to beeee" |
Randal_Flagg: At least this guy is being creative with his suicide. |
SoundGuy4U: "Back of bitches! This fresh meat's MINE!" |
sabcat: "Look honey, it's shit is spelling out something!..." |
screaming_fist: During off season, the Death Star was used for advertising |
HRPuffenstuff: "I think that 'stand' comment was completely without class. By the way, have I told you I got the part of R2D2 in 'Episode II: The Legless Menace'?" |
JohnSteed: Watching the Eclipse IN STYLE! |
BitShifter: (Visit the lovely lakes.... My sister was bit by a moose once...) |
Generik: Electric Eel Girl, while a valid Superhero with a usable power, found herself cast out from the Superhero pantheon after posing for Penthouse. |
Geier: Exactly three days and thirteen hours later someone would realize the whole schtick would work better naked, and the fad of "streaking" would be born. |
YibbleGuy: Well, I guess "ASOAMGTOFGAODAGLOEGOTOOGANG" is the most *famous* quote from the film, but... |
TravisBickle: Bob wasn't the most attractive young man, but he laid enough eggs to keep his family in omlettes forever. |
E_B_A: "Yo... I cover up salads and leftovers every day/I keep food tasting good/that's what they say/everybody knows I am da best/I gotta keep it really fresh! Word!" |
Angel_Noir: It was only a few days later, after digging up The Colonel's back porch, were the authorities able to make an accurate body count. |
Angel_Noir: "Ah, yes. Very technical move attempting a Quickening while at the same time a full Nestea Plunge. Let's see how the judges reward his boldness..." |
Meldrick: "Geico say dress make you look fat. Don't like what you cook for dinner. Think sex with you pretty average." |
Meldrick: "This IS a medium." "No dear, a medium guides you through the spiritual world." .oO(Last time I date a Psychic Network chick.) |