"Best of the Best Page 8 (2000)"

Amon_ster: Does anybody else see the Gerber Baby in this picture?	Xigeous: *BONK* *BONK* *BONK* "Grandpa...? Grandpa...? Gee, he just doesn't take a frying pan to the head like he used to."	anti_hero: "Okay, not funny anymore. Can someone please hypnotise him out of chicken?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: exterminate! exterminate!	IMissMST3K: Lou Rawls ALMOST drove away without his fries...	teambanzai: Does Satan want a Pizza Roll? Sit, sit. Satan does not get a Pizza Roll til he learns how to listen to mommy.
Humoriste: I'm sorry, sir, the Vulcan National Bank does not accept your ATM card...	cambria36: I thought you said there were "flamingoes" on the lawn.	YingYang: FYI: A cum shot could flood an entire ant hill
Artist: Well, pooch, it looks like this is it! The lamination is gone, and soon we will be, too!	NurseNoir: "Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph, call 911, Myrtle! I just got both hands taken off in the damned garbage disposal!!"	girly_girl: He practices next to Dr. Lagune.
girly_girl: Ahh. The atmosphere. Ahh.	easy_street: Werner Kemplerer gets busy	Generik: "AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! Voices... in my... head!!! STOOOOPPPPPP!!!" "That's just the helmet mic, Cleavon." "They're telling me to kill everyone! Kill! KILL!!!"
Soozcat: I've been slipping it to my son for weeks. He's already into a training bra! I'm so proud. *sniff*	Klatuu: Stumped for a costume idea, the Flash takes a snack break, and the rest is history.	Angel_Noir: "Let's get business!" NEXT!