echostation: Sharon was oblivious to the phantom head of Ooga Booga that watched her from behind the tree.... |
Nyssa23: The Shawshank Summer-Camp Redemption |
Mr_Grant: Tom Petty IS ‘Chuckie’! |
Revive: A nightmare from the past: Angelina Jolie and her brother get it on at the Oscars. *shudder* |
Reynard_T_Fox: "Good evening. Many have claimed that I am the loneliest number. However, I actually have a wife and a pair of little ones. HA! Oh, somebody stop me..." |
Agent_Moldy: "But, y'know, workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack, so I've slowed down a bit." |
UnReality: The movie sucks. But those reviews...pure gold. |
edeo: Early civilizations didn't have fishing poles. They whacked fish unconscious with naked women. |
girly_girl: A fish. A fish. Oh, little fishy. And he went... where-ever I... would gooo... |
YingYang: I didn't say smell it, I said suck it, bitch! |
GlitterRock: Cool, my bubble-wrapped Sylvester McCoy's here!! |
The_Gray_Zombie: Or you could get Wilberfied. Either way is the Wright way. (Ok, bad joke, sorry) |
easy_treat: And now back to "World's Nastiest Gymnastics Falls" |
Xexus: Kissing the Invisible Man |
reppaC_cixelsyD: "And I'll put the mommy doll here, right next to the son doll." |
THE_Durandal: The Tickle-Me-Sir Francis Drake! Your child will hate you if they don't get one! |
SuperGeko: This one's coming in nicely, but that one is still too small... |
Meldrick: "SO, you'll sing whenever I'm around, and yet you CLAM UP whenever other people are here. Perhaps there's something wrong with YOUR THROAT..." |