"Best of the Best Page 1 (2001)"

Mr13: "I must admit it IS an impressive Rack Mrs. Chewbacca, but I doubt your husband would approve."	nickman102: Do I really need to say anything?	alexgariepy: Did someone say endorsement deals?
Generik: The Enterprise has managed to locate the only thing in the galaxy hornier than Kirk.	LaLaura: Why does his shadow look like ET?	girly_girl: "As we said back during the Civil War, He who smelt it, dealt it."
joe678: "Captain, please take your hand off of the Lincoln Log."	Hireling: Now I will do our sacred dance for you. Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya!	GlitterRock: "If you're really good to me, I can make sure you're a shoe-in for that new gold dollar-gig!"
144b: I must find some way to stop Christmas from coming. But, how?	Amon: When Khan was a kid, he would always bully the other super-humans for their milk money.	rickubis: Necrophilia, thy name is Kirk.
TeekieT: "Scotty, you really suck at Tron... You are supposed to destroy the motorcycles not avoid them. Here let me show you... don't give me that look, you big Baby..."	Generik: "You guess what's in my hand first." "No, YOU guess what's in MY hand first." "No, YOU." "Huh uh. YOU."	UnReality: "Okay, okay. Can I *please* fondle your titties? Is that better?"
wd40: She was just a figment of our sick and twisted imaginations, gentlemen, and let's just leave it at that.	Buffoon: "...and I dream of a world with rechargable D-cells as far as the eye can see. Strap-ons, and leather restraints, and... Am I boring you?" "Um.... no."	gleeb: OK, waiter, I'll have the big one in the corner. with lemon butter.