"Best of the Best Page 10 (2001)"

animebabe: Disguise or no disguise, I would recognise Jay Leno anywhere.	EnochF: "Abortions for all!" "Booooo!" "Uh, abortions for none!" "Boooooooo!" "Uh, abortions for some, miniature flags for others!" "Yaaaaaaaay!"	flowbear: Chewie! What a wookie! On B5!?!
NurseNoir: The perfect engagement gift: a diamond chastity belt!	_Shamus: In Medival times, astronauts would toss a grappling hook over the ionosphere and lift themselves into space.	YibbleGuy: "M lp collgn all lkd out. Cnt tlk rght nw."
porpoise: I may be a crotch sniffer, but I least I'm not a hind end patter.	stareater: While most '90s guys read poetry or bring flowers, ol' Tim likes the Neanderthal way. Just drag the bitch by the hair.	stareater: "I dunno wha happen! Ah was jogging by a girlscout meetin', an' ah just gets this lump in mah shawts."
Amon: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Shlameels, shlamazzels, Hossen… Oh, who am I kidding. It's just not the same without Shirl…"	Saltydog: .oO(Don't think of tits...don't think of tits...don't think of tits...)	Beedo: What the fuck do you think you're doing, Dave?
alexgariepy: Ivanova finds a caption funny, but only briefly. She then reverts back to Bitch Mode.	Amon: "OK, I've got my tiny bikini bottom on. Now what do you want me to do?"	Amon: When "Growing Pains" and "Family Ties" collide.
AmbroseChappell: Yeah. I wonder which one is the dominate partner in this relationship.	Shaft: "Before you take my daughter out, I want you to take a good, long look at what she'll turn into in thirty years. A GOOD, HARD LOOK. Run, boy, run."	Shockeye: "I did it! I made a bong out of my apartment!"