"Best of the Best Page 11 (2001)"

Beedo: Medusa musta caught those two in the background mid-coitus.	Beedo: I did NOT want to see this old crone doing her impression of Marilyn Monroe on the grate. Now I need more booze! Back in a sec.	chomama: I told you I'm cheap but not that cheap! You come back when you have a bucket of wings!
Mr_Grant: Steffi Graff pays a visit to the station.	Buffoon: Ruth Buzzi looks exactly the same!	amycamus: "I'M SHOCKED AND AMAZED!!"
amycamus: "It's simple. Your Proud Mary isn't burning because your big wheel's stopped turning."	RoninM: Screech finally has his wish come true, as Lisa clings to him like an anklet on a fat woman.	Paradox761: *Insert Michael Jackson joke here*
amycamus: "It's Ash Wednesday, you a-hole."	Itzart: So I says to Leonardo, I can't smile, I just got braces! He says, how's about a little smile? I say, who'll buy that? But I did and so, that's the big story.	girly_girl: "Damn! Pregnant AGAIN!"
AustinThreeSixteen: I HATE YOU BOTH, YOUR THE WORST PARENTS EVER!	amycamus: "No, honey. Daddy's tired, and doesn't feel like playing with the traffic flare right now-OWWWWWWW!"	Soozcat: (BGM: Hyakugojyuuichi no yume... Hyakugojyuuichi no omoide... mezashite GAN-BA-RO!)
amycamus: Charlie looked in the stainless still 'mirror' in his cell; 'If only I could have telepathy with Squeaky,' he thought.	teambanzai: ...and you see here Mr. Johnson you only have two weeks to live.... .oO(Oh man I can see right down her top...)	NurseNoir: About to find out why they should have read the directions on the "Home Circumcision Kit" before using it.