amycamus: "Ooo, let me help you out of those wet things." "Mom. Please." |
NaderMan: AHHHHHHHHHHH OH DEAR GOD!! Just kidding it's nothing... I was just messing with you!! |
Kota: ...and you bastards out there better be ESPECIALLY worried.......'cause this is a CAP GUN!!! |
recklaw: I've got three arms and I still can't get this damn thing open! |
quamp1: (Gangster accent) Hey, I come here for entertainment, and I get this... I'm gonna give you a chance to make... ammends... |
girly_girl: "Hi. My name is Richard Dean Anderson. You may have seen my new show, SG1... Say, that looks good! Can I have a bite?" |
monkey_butt_yup: I love your new ass, Cindy... |
blablover5: If she says one more word I will shoot you. *Mmph* That's it! |
webcamus: Now son, we don't want to catch you wearing anything but earthtones. And if we do, it's straight to military school. |
YibbleGuy: Here at the Sci-Fi Channel, October is "Aryan Homoeroticism Month"! |
Saltydog: Unfortunately, not having passed "Go," he had to give back the two hundred bucks. |
JoNanite: Yeah, she LOOKS harmless, but under that cute cuddly facade beats the heart of a stone cold blooded killer. |
MSTzilla: "Hey William, when we said rape and plunder, we meant the *women*. Yeesh." |
E_the_E: Well, I'll be. Mike and the bots were right: Every epoch has it's own Ethan Hawke. |
E_the_E: His final words: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now. Entertain us." |
Saltydog: "I get sick every weekend. They finally diagnosed it as Saturday Night Fever." |
legolas_arrowlord: "Like, DUDE! Grocery shopping totally ROCKS!" |
Itzart: "Buh-bye!" |