geekenstien: Dude!? Is it the drugs talking or is your girlfriend's head on backwards?! |
Billy_Zoom: "Bless you, Mr. Busey.... those summer colds can be brutal." |
Vicious: Hillary Clinton just took the longest, God-awfulest poop in her life! |
Amon: In a massive Sci Fi Crossover movie, Adama, Wez and Zan from Farscape pilot a Cylon Raider on a mission against the Maquis. |
MrAtomik: In an attempt to confuse Godzilla, giant heads have been placed on all electrical cable towers surrounding Tokyo. |
sickcat: Did you ever have the feeling that life was passing you by and you weren't even aware of it? |
nashtbrutusandshort: The problem with you Invertebrate Brothers is, neither of you have got any backbone. |
Creepingterror: Yeah, sure, you guys could beat me up, but don't you realize it's just you trying to chanel your homosexual attraction to me in an unhealthy manner? |
Amon: Look at the script, will you Ms. Yeoh? This is clearly NOT "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." |
Amon: keogh? An angry dwarf with a dislocated arm? *BZZZZZ* Sorry, you forgot to say "...who's lost in a rainstorm." *DAMN!* |
keyz88: Dude! Take your beer goggles off and lets find another bar... NOW!!! |
scifi_cookie: "Your mother sews socks that smell!!" |
KIPPAGE: "I'm on the holo-deck playing the real estate scenario, Captain. Meet me at the Dixon Hill office in five minutes!" |
Raven__: My baby left me. 'cause im just a crow. My ratings are shitty. Cause this is a third rate show. |
Killroy109: "Stop that! Oooh… Sometimes you really just tick me off!" |
BERETTAT: WHOA! Too close. Back off, snapperhead. |
BERETTAT: And now , Harvey's All Nite Bowlarama presents the one and only Lita Ford!!! |
Moatas: "Thanks, Joan, but I think you oughta go now." |