"Best of the Best Page 14 (2001)"

Amon: "All right, everyone. Put your votes on this parchment." *Looking over parchment* "OK, the eyes have it."	AlanPartridge: Pink Floyd suffer with a little Stage Fright.	Starluck: Today we hunt the wild pygmy Ringo...
Starluck: He said he'd kick my balls up so high they'd be in my throat.. *cough cough* But I thought he was kidding...	cajunmoose25: God. What did you have for lunch, a garlic and dogcrap sandwich?	Starluck: Booger? What're you doing he- oooh, hello, Mr. Bigger Alienhead!
Kosmo: If the car hadn't stopped right when it did, it would've hit the Saturn logo.	geekenstien: MU HAHA! If you don't meet the ransom by midnight you'll be destroyed! HAHA!	Archris: "Come on! You can do it, buddy! Noone's ever been hurt by an elevator button,... this is so NUTS... buttons cant' hurt me, elevator buttons CAN'T hurt me…"
stuckhandles: Man, all of this crawling is causing my left eye to wander...	Kota: The left arm, furiously jealous, tries in vain to get the right arm to let go......	Granty_Claus: The little Dutch boy realizes that he could hold the government up for a lot of kröners if he threatened to pull his hand out of the dike.
TomServoTheater3000: Grace is playing 'grab-ass!'	TomServoTheater3000: Time Lords are all like children when it comes to sliding down the bannister. "Wheeee!"	Generik: "Ohmigawd! Oops, sorry... I mean, ohmidemigawd!"
UpSky2: [clunk, bong] "Weeeelllll... I'd say 1 drachma 7 obolos. At most. My final offer."	amycamus: Bearskin vest: 600 cowry shells. Crocodile hide arrow quiver: 3000 cowry shells. Killing your dinner with a SciFi Channel bow: priceless.	YingYang: "You got that condom on quick. Have you done this before?"