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Amon: "Who's your daddy NOW, Herc?"	alexgariepy: All laugh at Hercules misfortunes... "XYZ Herc!"	Mr_Grant: Hey horse! Wait! Come back! Hey! .oO Damn, why didn't I name him? Oo.
amycamus: "Aaargh! Is it more 'Roll'n'Roll Hootchie Coo' you'll be wantin'?"	AcidTab: Blinded by the right (breast)! Wraped up like a douche, at least her ass is pretty tight.	Amon: "One eye. Horny. You're hair looks like you were up in the air. Are you a Flying Purple People Eater?"
MrAtomik: Um Herc, we have an outhouse you know!	YingYang: I didn't know Hercules was there at Jesus's birth...	YingYang: "I'll tumble for you."
Mr_Grant: --Well, gotta go, I got another supper to go to. --OK, bye Judas!	Soozcat: "I can't believe I'm not butter." "CUT! Dammit Sorbo!"	IMissMST3K: *from off* "Abbu, you better not be going out with your turban askew!" "Ahh, Mom!! This is the way EVERYONE'S wearing it these days" "ABBU!!" "Ahh, geez! Oo-k!"
Generik: Okay, bachelor number two, if you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?"	Amon: "Tis like escaping mother's womb. God, what a memory!"	amycamus: When cornered, the normally shy sex goddess will assume a threatening stance. Jim runs to get the camera from the Jeep.
Amon: "I'm sorry, Jesus. It will never work. Your Dad will always be watching You."	Mr_Grant: Possible personas for The New Village People: The Olympic Diver and the XFL Offensive Tackle.	Soozcat: ATHENS -- Famous demigod Hercules was trampled today by a Bunny Hop line. "He just didn't get the concept very well," one source said.