"Best of the Best Page 17 (2001)"

Mr_Grant: Marshal Petain pleads with the people of France: "Aww c'mon, give the Nazis a chance!"	alexgariepy: .And suddenly, the Swaztika is replaced with the Iron Cross. Stupid politically-correct movie censors!	cyoungdahl: Indy backs into the kebob tray.
Mr_Grant: --Cigars? Cigarettes? --No thanks, I don't *PUNCH* smoke!	alexgariepy: Oh God, Mr. Ford is starting to scat...	RodRocket: "DUHHOY! Lady! With the bullets and the ice and the diamond and the dancing girls all sexy running around...."
JohnSteed: "I didn't get the diamond, but I swiped the toilet paper from Club Obi Wan."	Short_Round: "I can't believe I let those Sherpas talk me into letting a mummy be my guide. What was I smoking?"	JohnSteed: This always happens to me when I go to a French Restraunt...
Short_Round: Michael Jackson whitens Emannuel Lewis, and makes dress up like the Chiquita Banana lady. That is one sick dude.	JohnSteed: "Face the wrath of Cali-Mah's noogies!!!!!!"	RodRocket: "Destroy He-Man!"
Loodvig: Unknowingly, Indiana taunts the happy fun ball.	Short_Round: "Shut ub! How buz I subozed to know he would break by doze?"	Short_Round: Harrison Ford forgets what movie he's doing, and shifts the mining cart into hyper-space.
sanspants: And there it was before them... the true center, the very nipple of the world...	carbonbased: "Go get Granny out of the cement pond, Ellie May."	porpoise: Wow, I like this X-rated version of the Macarena!