"Best of the Best Page 2 (2001)"

Soozcat: Staring up at the Buttocks of the Ancients. Impressive cheekspan.	screaming_fist: "Captain, pertaining to the civilzation's architectural style, I would say if it is not Baroque, don't fix it."	lil_amish_boy: I instantly need counseling. (please don't freeze now please don't freeze now please don't freeze now)
slann_mage777: Yeah he looks like a freak, but he's great at finding termites.	Generik: "Calista? Yeah, I was gettin' her from behind, like *this*, and all of a sudden I squeezed, and I just heard the worst snap…" "She's one bony fuck, Jim."	Mr_Bad_Movie: ..and a shuffle to the left... and a shuffle to the right....
BERETTAT: Enjoy me now because in a few years I'm going to blow up like a tick.	ChrstnWrtr: Aha! I see that you failed to rinse and repeat after you washed your hair like it said on the bottle of Head and Shoulders!	gleeb: O, Shuffle of to Rigel IV
GR8NBED: Karaoke night-" Row Row Row your boat....."	TheDiva: Looks like the "faith abortion" isn't going to well...	Cynical_Satan: Damn you Nyquil
The_Seer: "Your granddaughter is here to give you your sponge bath."	lil_candy_cane: "Raise your hand if you wanna go FASTER!"	Generik: It's close, but I declare Bones the winner of this week's Standing Around Looking Dorky contest. Just by a hair.
YingYang: Uh-oh. They chicks are coming out of the woodwork, claiming I got them preggers...	Amon: "CUT! Cut! Come on! Those kids aren't starving enough. Let's try it again. Kids, look like you haven't eaten in a week, OK?" "We haven't..."	HenryBemis: What the---JARJARSPEAK!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!