"Best of the Best Page 20 (2001)"

GersonK: Please, please, it's lovely of you to offer, but there's no need to shake your groove thang. Really.	HoneyT: Um, Ebert? We really need your opinion here...	GersonK: They told him they were going to a drag bar and he should dress camp. Instead he dressed melloncamp. Pity.
stareater: Seeing the American Flag always inspires Rob to perform anal sex on the nearest warm female.	Enapov: Chandler Bing a ling! I just love yoooouuuu!	Randal_Flagg: So Lee Harvey Oswald was a crossdresser. I don't see how that proves his innocence.
attercop: Whatever the hell they're doing, I'm sure it'll get them the Darwin award.	Indomitus: I'll see you $500 and raise you one grizzled unbathed bum.	HenryBemis: "Now I lay me on the sheets. I pray you all to smell my feets. And if my feets you do not smell. I pray you all can go to Hell. Amen."
MSTzilla: Sure.… Unsure. You always want to be sure with Sure antipersperant.	Randal_Flagg: Well, I see Andy Travis is pleased.	Enapov: Elvis will you sing me a song? *Sure my darling posessed one. Here's a little ditty called "Hell's a waitin fer you!"*
max_mallon: Once again, Cousin Bob manages to sneak in a beer during the annual family picnic without anyone knowing.	TVs_Neal: "Don't you FUCKING look at me!" *HSSSSSSSSS* "MOMMY! MOMMY!!"	Randal_Flagg: "Damn girl! Did you eat a watermelon seed or something?"
max_mallon: After years of rooting through garbage, Cleetus finally found something that will most likely kill him.	Enapov: It appears that the mistake that you made with the k-y jelly and the super glue will have long lasting affects for you...	aaabbbccc: I remember when my great aunt actually became part of her bedsheets