"Best of the Best Page 21 (2001)"

TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Today a 50 ft Marlene Dietrich appeared over the Mesa National Park in New Mexico...	max_mallon: As the man attempts to spawn upstream, he has yet to realize the river bed is dry.	CapMidnight: Next on Sci-Fi: "A Very Brady Way to Die": Marcia wishes she hadn't wasted the last bottles of water on the "wet T-shirt" contest, before entering the desert.
RodRocket: o/` "No phone, no lights no motor car, not a single luxury...." o/`	MSTzilla: Billy "Torso" Johnson, as he was known to his friends, was always there when they needed a hand... or a wheel chock.	ArchHallJr: "Did you just call me Randall Fag?"
ArchHallJr: As you can see, Evel Keneivel was a bit stupid.	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Tom Arnold was left unsupervised outside the Winn-Dixie and this is how they found him 5 minutes later.	RodRocket: Gary Senise always looks like a penis just on the edge of ejaculation. Well, he does!
RodRocket: "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking!?!?!"	Mr_Grant: Oh man, he's making the same mistake Jesus did-- LIFT WITH THE LEGS! At least he's got one of those belts...	MSTzilla: "Just remember to yell 'WOLVERINES' as we jump out an start shooting."