"Best of the Best Page 3 (2001)"

teambanzai: EXTREME!!! Painting by numbers.	CaptCaption: Please release us, lettuce go.	Agent_Moldy: "And if you call within the next 10 minutes, I'll throw in this video of me & Mary Ann doin' it -- for free!"
YingYang: Meant to go to www.penis.com, not www.peanuts.com.	HenryBemis: Ribbed...for the honey's pleasure.	Soozcat: Feral cheerleaders! Run!
Amon: The bad thing about teaching yourself hypnosis is, well, snapping out of it.	GlitterRock: Whoa! A cross-dimensional-linking between Jennifer Lopez, John Edward and a ZALES ad!	Mr_Grant: The elves strike North Pole Enterprises, demanding, among other things, a better dental plan. And ABOUT TIME, too!
davedog: Generic Aussie #2054. Collect them all!!	Hireling: Now anorexics can poor our Vomit Flavo-Gravy on their food before they eat so it tastes the same going down as it will comming up.	Lalladil: "Fine, but it had better knock his snotty ass out for at least 12 hours… I haven't slept since he was born!"
Hireling: Rather than voice his feelings to his girlfriend, Bob chose to spell out fuckingbitch during their weekly Scrabble game.	Generik: Iris was the best pupil in class. Oh, eye shouldn't be so cornea... fifty lashes for me!	ZaphodBeeblebrox: Well, I may not know art, but I know what I like
Sailor_Saturn: Oh look.… a… a… a… thing.	HenryBemis: Yep, I remember turnin' around to stick my tongue out at the rest of the guys, they were all so far behind...	cambria36: Lucky bug's view.