"Best of the Best Page 4 (2001)"

UnReality: He'd be a mass of incadescent gas, a great big nuclear furnace. I mean, duh!	SpaceToast: In college hoops, Jesus was known as the Winged One; but, alas, a tendancy to throw games for his teammates' indiscretions shunted him from any pro hopes.	YingYang: Godzilla hates having to go to the store to get tampons for the Mrs....
redhoodie: IT's a Boy!	JAUSTRALIS: That's really disgusting, Pam! I mean... I don't need to hear if you are feeling fresh or not... I HAVE a nose!	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: The years of abusing Crank haven't been good to TV's Linda Lavin
alexgariepy: Mmm, it looks like they dunked a huge Oreo in a tub of milk... *drools*	Beedo: PUMAT between a Bengal Tiger, a Clouded Leopard, and a Persian.	aaabbbccc: Even if she did get the car in the divorce… there's nothing she can do about the dead tuna smell
Short_Round: mattress. No wonder it's green, limp and foul smelling.	jondapicam: Whoah! That dog is toast!	alexgariepy: Hey, no popping your boyfriend's zits! That's unsanitary!
alexgariepy: "Well, f$@* you, da-da!" *gasp* "Lisa!"	JohnSteed: They've managed to make the Wormhole, the Badlands, the Nexus, and the Neutral Zone all the same place!	Short_Round: Al Bundy the day after he married Peg.
sanspants: "Actually, they're not my eyes. Wanna lick one?"	TrezKu: S Club 7, now in chewable packets.	Ms_Creepygirl: "Damn kids!" .oO I won't have to buy toilet paper for a year Oo.